All my single ladies

I don’t always talk about dudes on here, but when I do.. it’s usually embarrassing.

Somewhere, somehow, someone nominated me for top “Savvy Single Bloggers” over on My So Called Chaos (thank you, whoever you are!) and while I can’t say I’m good at relationship-ing or writing about my singledom, I can say I’m good at embarrassing myself. For example, the first time I went out with the other half of this ‘we’, it was pouring rain outside. One of the two times I’ve ever seen the clouds actually open up in California, and since I needed to get on a work call before the concert started, I was scrambling to fashion a trash bag rain coat for my laptop (kind of like this one). As a flustered ‘savvy’ single like myself trying to look cute for a first date in the rain while also carrying a trash bag, naturally I texted him telling him where my apartment was, followed by a smooth, “but it’s fine I can come down to you since it’s raining,” text. So my laptop was safely concealed in a sexy trash bag and I opened the front door, said bye to my roommate and smashed the entirety of my body weight right into the newly installed second security cage-like door I’d forgotten about only to find my date on the other side laughing hysterically. Nailed it. I managed to get a second date though, so I guess it turned out all right in the end. Anyway, if you’d like to read more about my sometimes entertaining single-lady-like behavior, peep the following links and if you’d like to vote for me, click here or on that fabulous button down there–this is the final round!