One to Nothin'

An interview with me by me..

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Why did you start blogging?
I watched this video, decided I wanted white girl dreads, found this blog after googling said desire and wrote this post to start this blogging saga. Still one of my most-viewed posts of all time. What can I say? Shakira is a robo-babe. In Latin, she would be called “babe-ia majora.”

What other girl crushes do you have?
Jenna Marbles because we could get ghost-face wasted together and do the face (oh and she’s smokin’ hot), Cameron Diaz because of this movie, Emma Stone because we could sing “Pocket Full of Sunshine” together and it would almost be like kissing Ryan Gosling and Lissie because this is the best cover in the history of covers.
But you do like dudes, right?
Yep. Ryan Reynolds, Brandon Flowers, Nick Miller (2:28) and Heath Ledger (this one) please. Oh, and Jim Halpert, obviously.

If you were an ice cream flavor, what would you be?
Pralines and di*k. Just kidding. I’d be a dairy-free, calorie-free version of Marble Slab’s strawberry ice cream with the mini tropical gummy bears mashed up inside of it and sprinkled on top of it. I could make up a metaphor for why this flavor represents my personality in some way, but I really just like it.

Wouldn’t that make the gummy bears all hard and crunchy..?
Uh, duh. That’s the whole point.
Okay, weirdo. First three songs that shuffle on your iPhone: Go.
“Jane” by Barenaked Ladies
“Drunken Lullabies” by Flogging Molly
“All Night” by Damien Marley


That’s not as embarrassing as it could have been.

I know, right?
I hear you have multiple personalities?
Yea, I thought it was just Rose, but apparently there’s an annoying reporter type too. I’m just taking after my girl Nicki (and not just in the butt).

What’s your drink of choice?
Muscato or Riesling if I’m feeling classy. Shots of fireball whiskey if Rose wants to party. Vodka soda with extra lime or Capt. Morgan and diet coke otherwise.

How much did you run this week?
Funny you should ask that! I have this chart here..
You didn’t really run that much..
I didn’t agree to this interview so you could judge me. Besides Bay to Breakers is on Sunday and it’s going to be an epic 7-mile race/costume party. Maybe I’ll run two today to make it nine. Who knows where the day might take me.
What is this VS business?
I’m kind of obsessed with Blogilates now. This adorable chick is so peppy and offers all free workout videos for every part of the bod. First I did Victoria Secret Abs, then VS arms, the towel one and the VS heels video (<--probably b="" goofiest="" the="">least
sexy thing I’ve ever done in my life. Honestly, I should’ve recorded it. It was ridiculous.)
Nobody wants to see that.
You’re probably right.

How much did you cry during The Office finale?
I still have a sinus headache..

How boring would this post be if it weren’t for .gifs?
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME.
What song are you backing your azz up to today?
This one. It reminds me of dancing in my first apartment (fondly called “The Brothel”) with three of my best friends in college. Le sigh.

Happy Friday, friends!

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  2. brooke lyn

    there are so many things i like about this post. starting with your love for marbles (the girl not the dog, although I love the dog too). I legit have a pic of her on my phone, because her abs are my motivation. b) i just bought a VS swimsuit because i got an email it's sale time today, so i obviously need to start doing the workouts c) why is the office over? i heart pb+j d) any person that quotes wedding crashers is a winner in my book. the end.

  3. Anonymous

    Love this interview, and your song choice just brought me back ha ha! When that song first came out I had a broke-ass boyfriend that would always sing that song to me.. which made no sense coming from him since he was broke and had no job. Ha ha! Ah, the good ol' days.

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